This Dark 'n stormy story is the result of our autobiographical research on love. For this research we consulted sources varying from Rom-Coms to Kubricks, from Poetry to our private 'kind of situation'.
Evidence has shown that if cupid would have spend more time practicing darts in the pub, he wouldn’t have pricked his arrows into his own fingers now, that’s for sure…
'This story was not written by a limited human consciousness; the author is the tail itself. Therefor this story contains feelings reaching beyond emotions, that actually can’t really be felt by human beings. But in order to make this story one that can be understood by most of its audience, the characters will be embodied by two *hot mortals.'
a live performance
written and performed by Finn Borath and myself
language: english
duration: 20 min
2019
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'You just don’t see, and i don’t blame you for this, i mean, you’re love-struck as fuck, how your brain is getting Hijacked! Taken over by an army of serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin and many more of these unpronounceables... Soldiers are bombing your brain. Throwing around these dopamine granites everywhere!'
'Young lady, can i ask you something?
Yes.
Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers?
No.
Wrong answer! I am seducing you. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your juicy kissable mouth will be ‘sir’. Do you understand that pretty girl?
Sir, yes, Sir!'
'Young lady, can i ask you something?
Yes.
Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers?
No.
Wrong answer! I am seducing you. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your juicy kissable mouth will be ‘sir’. Do you understand that pretty girl?
Sir, yes, Sir!'
Communication is key in a relationship. 'Rawr' means 'I love you' in dinosaur.